Advil+John Malkovich=Tokio dress up

Hello my fiscal friends! I see you have come back to another magic carpet ride with me. Today's fiscal topic is sickness. I'm talking the serious stuff: the common cold. I have been possessed by this monstrosity many times including now. Sometimes I hope that God will heal me, but then that doesn't look too good so I take 1+ Advil (singular: Advi?). I had to cancel my session at the local pottery barn to make a cheese dish out of clay. Looks like Ma's not getting a mothers day gift! Instead I strayed from my frugal ways and splurged (keep in mind I was not in the right mind set)! I went onto my local itunes and discovered many movies! The first I watched was "Burn After Reading." I enjoyed the ruggedness of George (Jorge?) Clooney's beard. However I did not enjoy the baldness of John Malkovich. This baldness had ruined my Halloween plans. I was "Being John Malkovich" but since his hair (or lack of!) has gotten in the way, my plans have been kicked in the shins. Over all an A+ movie. A fiscal movie: D-. 

As for music, my ex-best friend LeDrone sent me the strangest link. It is addictive and it is upsetting. It is Tokio Hotel dress up. I don't know how to feel about this. Does anyone? Should Tokio Hotel get dressed up? Shouldn't they be writing more songs so that maybe one day they can sit next to someone who went to the Grammys? Still: they are classic. Even stiller: the main guy sounds like a girl. I don't know what to think. I don't know if I'm thinking. Maybe it's the Advil talking. 

Goodbye and good luck,

Your fiscal friend.

Here is the dress up link : http://www.stardoll.com/en/dolls/431/Tokio_Hotel.html

I'll bring the potato salad cuz it's a potluck

You want to know the deal? Well, I'll tell it to ya straight: the Grammys. The people that were nominated...well if I was hiring the performers it would have been 50+ times better. This is what the invite would have looked like:

Hello. You are invited to the Grammys. I hope you can come. It is potluck. 

There are many current/hip performers. Here I have listed them:

Tokio Hotel

Ashlee Simpson

Zac Efron 

An extra from the Broadway hit "CATS"

Bill Cosby/Bing Crosby

Vanilla Ice

Nick Lachey

Sanjaya Malakar

Tito e Tato (Dario+Roberta)

I Pquardo

This is just a sneek peek mind you. I hope you can make it. The cost is $35 worth of potato salad (I will judge them and then choose the winner by a letter in the mail). The Grammys will be O.K. Try not to show up late. I will greet you at the front. If you can't come that's ok. 

Thanks, 

Me (Director of the Grammys)

This is the best lineup ever. If the people of the Grammys would realize that they're doing it all wrong, maybe the Jonas Brothers wouldn't forget their lines. 

Katy Perry had a fruit basket explode on the stage but she just went along with it and called it her "set." If I was directing it, her set would have had cherry chapstick everywhere like in the song. Now THAT would be a spectacle. 

Now if I was running the Academy Awards it would most certainly not be a potluck. Mickey Rourke would spike the punch and Sean Penn would bring milk. Meryl Streep would doubt that I could run the show and I would say, "You know what Meryl? I really doubt you! I am sitting you next to Kramer, but I will warn you I invited his brother and they are both nominated. It will be Kramer vs. Kramer at this ceremony. It's been a long day and I just want to get back to my prairie home, companion. Just give me the quick adaptation of your speech, but ultimately you should speak to Sophie, because it's her choice who wins." 

Then she would be speechless.

With another fiscally appropriate post, bye.

Don't get tooken.

Look. I'm just hear to help you with your fiscal situation. With today's economy, most people don't know the trix of the trayde. That's where I come in. A cutting edge student showing you the ropes of life. Why me? Well sir, that's a very good question. Most people waste time with WaMu, and you know what I say to that? B.S. If you want to succeed, you need to know where you stand and who you can trust. Who can you trust? No one. 

Want to hear a story about trust? O.K.

:

Well when I was the age of about 7 I was quite the entrepreneur. My first stock was some Abercrombie & Fitch. Mostly Fitch though. I left my finances in the hands of "Doris" some called her mom, I did not because I believe that buissiness and emotional attatchment should be completely and absolutely separate. Doris was friends with a little lady named Helen. I would jokingly call her Helen of Troy but I ceased to see the loathing and judgement in her eyes.  She convinced Doris that Abercrombie and mostly Fitch was too much of a responsiblility for a 7 year old and Doris SOLD her my stock. I knew from then on that my fiscal situation would be at great loss if I continued with Doris' nonsense. 

I packed my bags and headed for a better and more illegal life in what was communist Russia. That was such a treat for me that I wish I could pack up my readers and take them with me! But alas, you guys are most likely from all over the world so this is not possible. Oh! What happened to Helen you ask? Well my dear friend she is sitting pretty in a duplex with a 3 bike garage! I sometimes video chat with her but she is a fan of the effects and I can get a harsh migraine. 

Did you like my story? I'll bet you laughed, cried, and I shall hope you did not chuckle in the least. 

I would like to leave you all with a simple thought to make you sound more intelligent: Try not to say "like" so much and instead of yelling "WHAT" say "pardon." It makes all the difference. 

"There's a message behind everything I do, and the message on this one is that young artists need to know that you gonna get tooken." (Snoop Dogg)     A thought: don't say tooken.