Don't get tooken.

Look. I'm just hear to help you with your fiscal situation. With today's economy, most people don't know the trix of the trayde. That's where I come in. A cutting edge student showing you the ropes of life. Why me? Well sir, that's a very good question. Most people waste time with WaMu, and you know what I say to that? B.S. If you want to succeed, you need to know where you stand and who you can trust. Who can you trust? No one. 

Want to hear a story about trust? O.K.

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Well when I was the age of about 7 I was quite the entrepreneur. My first stock was some Abercrombie & Fitch. Mostly Fitch though. I left my finances in the hands of "Doris" some called her mom, I did not because I believe that buissiness and emotional attatchment should be completely and absolutely separate. Doris was friends with a little lady named Helen. I would jokingly call her Helen of Troy but I ceased to see the loathing and judgement in her eyes.  She convinced Doris that Abercrombie and mostly Fitch was too much of a responsiblility for a 7 year old and Doris SOLD her my stock. I knew from then on that my fiscal situation would be at great loss if I continued with Doris' nonsense. 

I packed my bags and headed for a better and more illegal life in what was communist Russia. That was such a treat for me that I wish I could pack up my readers and take them with me! But alas, you guys are most likely from all over the world so this is not possible. Oh! What happened to Helen you ask? Well my dear friend she is sitting pretty in a duplex with a 3 bike garage! I sometimes video chat with her but she is a fan of the effects and I can get a harsh migraine. 

Did you like my story? I'll bet you laughed, cried, and I shall hope you did not chuckle in the least. 

I would like to leave you all with a simple thought to make you sound more intelligent: Try not to say "like" so much and instead of yelling "WHAT" say "pardon." It makes all the difference. 

"There's a message behind everything I do, and the message on this one is that young artists need to know that you gonna get tooken." (Snoop Dogg)     A thought: don't say tooken.